Dear Mr I-have-had-a-haircut-and-now-I-think-Im-too-important-to-email-Chinky-Girl-in-Japan

Also known as The Owner of 'A Guide on How to Rule the World'.

Hands up, guilty as charged. A belated birthday message to my favourite Chilean/Spanish/English/Whatever amigo. I demand a picture of this refined haircut that has caused said ex-girlfriend to go gaa-gaa. If anybody has any luck with the 'redevelopment' campaign then its you, I have complete faith in you. So get those banners, placards and Swampy if need be, and good luck! It was lovely chatting, though Im still waiting for that little email *deep growl*. Anyway, Happy Birthday darling! xxx Miss Birthday-Forgetter