Posh Twat or Common Prat?
In our circle of friends, Ben is endlessly teased about being a Cheno-wearing rah-rah kiddo by Benos, his Chav counterpart. There are always insults being hurled at Bristolites and our penchant for the pashies, but this is more to do with the jealousy of inferiour UWE students who can only dream of graduating from Wills.
Now, hailing from Plumstead, Greenwich, Im 'hardly rah' but Giles amused us greatly when he used to say that I am the poshest person he knows, which is hysterical considering...well, considering. But then again, Giles comes from Essex, and anything is posh compared to Essex.
Take the test and add yourself to the Posh Twat or Common Prat Top 10. Click on the heading for the Chav Test. Enjoy! (Im still trying to find a way to add the link for the Posh Twat Test but email me if you want to take it and I'll forward it to you)
posted by Thanh @ 1:30 pm
6 Comments:
Posh Twat Leader Board (so far...)
1. Ben Forsythe 84%
2. Charlotte Brannigan 60%
3. Helena Osborne 57%
5. Thanh Dinh 47%
5. Sven Torringer 47%
6. Ben Alderman ???
Chav Leader Board
1. Ben Alderman 37%
2. Thanh Dinh 29%
3. Charlotte Brannigan 23%
4. Ben Forsythe 19% (HAHA!!)
5. Helena Osborne 15%
Just taken the posh and chav tests. Im 38% chav and 37% posh. Me thinks that I'm a little confused.... I thought i was going to be well chavvy cos im from South East London but thank god im not now that im residing in oh-so-posh Kingston. Hehe!
Kelly xx
Ok, I'll give you 'cheno', because I really didnt know how that should be spelt. Though, 'inferiour' is a typo, my spelling isnt THAT bad! And darling, you really are slipping up a little these days. You shouldnt try insulting my intelligence without even getting the word 'too' spelt correctly. Tut tut, do they not teach you basic words at UWE? Or do you just need someone to proof-read your comments, because I'll be happy to do this for you too!!!!
Okay, I'm 39% Chav. Which quite depressingly means I'm leading the Chav stakes. How can this be? I'm from Stratford darhling. May I ask one question though...what the hell's wrong with the Little Chef? In my youth we made many a pitt stop for an LC Milkshake and a serving of Ham 'n' Eggs...ok I think I answered my own question there.
It seems I also fall into the 47% posh category which is obviously the best way to be, eh Thanh?! Might have to get some more of the Saaahhh boys to do this test. Or maybe Steve Hayden...I think he might give Benos a run for his money!
Juliet
x
Oh please get Steve Halden to take the test! Tehe, I seriously cant believe you've knocked Benos off the top spot, that is a real feat in itself. Fear not love, I know you are classy really, and those Little Chef days are far behind you. As Ms Hillary Rodham-Clinton says, it doesnt matter where you come from, its where you've got to that counts. Lots of love chicaxxxxxxxxxx
Giles would like me to make the following correction: he has never said that Im the poshesh person he knows, rather, he has merely commented on my posh accent which he thought was strange because I come from SE London. Plus, even though he comes from Essex, he's not like the typical Essex person. So sorry darling, didnt mean to make you out to sound like a...(Im going to refrain from that word). And then Giles would like to point out that Im a failed Cambridge student, which I thought was a little below the belt, but hey, Im a tough cookie, I can take a punch. xx
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