Cast of Characters

UK
* George: practically fluent in Japanese, my brother figure, he makes sure im stocked with chocolate koala bears
* Emma: lives on my floor, we're rice cooker buddies. despite being only down the hall from each other, we're always on the internal phone to each other.

AMERICANS
* Liz: recently turned 2.2, a Disney fanatic and has a real penchant for dressing up as Harry Potter
* Kevin: Spanish/Mexican/ Irish Ancestry, makes great tortillas, my saviour (see Chinese Romantic Love Film)
* Brandon: amazing on the karaoke, loud, enjoys winding me up, he reminds me off Benos actually
* DJ: lady's man, served in the marines, very good Japanese
* Jonathan: picking up my English accent, refuses to play President and Monica Lewinsky (its not sordid, its just a card game. honest!)
* Elenora: not in the hall, she lives in an apartment in town so we mostly see her when we're all going out
* Carl: our mini celebrity, he's on the cover of the Googoo Dolls album, 'a boy named goo'.

* Sven: Swedish, a real sweetheart, makes great pasta, 6"2 so we look rather odd walking down the street together
* Jan: Polish, the really nice, quiet type of guy. really good on the Japanese game of Go